Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

by Finance December 11, 2008

StickyDick RollUp

When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways

Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear?
Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!

by DSK! April 28, 2009

fruit rollup

When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.

Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?

by notmeirealname October 29, 2010

fruit rollup

sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.

yea, i gave her a fruit rollup

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

Fruit rollup

When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.

Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.

by bongra December 9, 2010

fruit rollup

n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.

I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

cheese rollup

An idiots term for the mexican food Quesadilla

Hey guys lets make cheese rollup with these tortillas.

by deer hunter February 3, 2007