ROFCOF

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

by r0nnybums August 1, 2008

Rollocking

The severest of angry tellings-off;
getting both rinsed and bollocked at the same time.

Usually a combination of furious rhetoric and personal insults, mostly likely by someone your senior.

What did you do to deserve this?

Person 1: Yo dude, heard Dave in the office getting a right rollocking, wonder what he did...

Person 2: I heard he fed the boss’s lunch to the paper shredder. What a guy.

by go fox yourself April 24, 2019

Rollo Curse

Ancient evil curse, Germanic in origin, that ensures ensuing generations of a family's men are endowed with an extremely small penis, aka, a nub.

Girlfriend: "What are we supposed to do with that?"

The Cursed:  "I got the Rollo Curse from my father, by the way, I thought size doesn't matter.  Bitch."

by Storpy August 23, 2011

Rollothritis

Painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints of your hands due to rolling too many joints.

The uncomfortable feeling you get in your hand from rolling too many joints

Rollothritis (from Greek arthro-, joint + -Marijuana joints ) is a group of conditions involving damage to the joints of the hand and wrist due to rolling too many joints in one day.

-Hey Luca, roll another joint man.
-No buddy, my hands are hurting from rolling too many joints today.. I think I'm suffering from rollothritis.

-Can someone roll the next joint? i've got rollothritis

by Fezer June 6, 2010

Rollos

Slang for testicles or balls. Derived from the root M Rollo

My rollos itch. I got caught scratching my rollos.

by KDB in WA August 14, 2007

rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

by Leonard33 April 19, 2008

Rocco

Usually a tough Italian guy who if someone says the wrong thing about him that guy will end up dead. He also knows a guy who knows a guy. But he can also be the guy that’s known

Don’t talk shit to Rocco or your a dead man

by Italianstallion13 October 15, 2020