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A knockoff or cheap generic brand watch that looks like a Rolex. Often times a Rolco will have "Rolex" added to the face or back of the watch to give the appearance of wealth/status.
Originally coined from the 1920's when Rolex owned and sold several sub-brands of watches to appeal to the less wealthy consumers such as 'Unicorn' and 'Rolco' which used the Rolex name on the minute hand despite being separate standalone products.
"This guy tried to charge me 1K for a fuckin' Rolco!"

"That dude with the fake gold rims tells bitches he got a Rolly but that shit's a Rolco."

"The guy at the flea market has good knockoff Jordans. He got new Rolcos in that look legit AF."
rolco by Mykelsen March 11, 2018
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roloff sign 

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.
"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"
roloff sign by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.
Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley
Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Rollover Sex 

When your girl doesn't really want any foreplay and just wants you to rollover and screw her while she's on her back....
Last night, we were both tired so we just had rollover sex....
Rollover Sex by Tallyguy43 October 8, 2017

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank
That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

Rocco Botte 

Leader of the sketch comedy group Mega64. He is known for his nonsensical, cynical approach to comedy. He is an avid hentai watcher and is also world-famous for his almost olympian build, and record-setting 32.755 inch penis. Personal motto: "To fuck and destroy, at the same time."
Man 1: Have you seen those nude pics of Rocco Botte yet?
Man 2: Yeah, the size of his dick makes me feel uncomfortable.
Man 1: Heh, tell me about it.
Rocco Botte by KazHirai February 23, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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