Rolexus

A Lexus automobile filled with Rolex watches. Why? Just to have one.

etymology: early 21st century, from Rolex + Lexus

Tom Haverford: "Dennis Feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth: rappers, tech geniuses, X Games medalists, and of course, scent artists. The man owns a Rolexus, it's a Lexus filled with Rolexes."

Ben Wyatt: "What's the point of that?"

Tom Haverford: "To have it, which he does!?"

Ben Wyatt: "Feinstein's the worst, I hope he gets into an accident driving that Rolex-mobile."

Tom Haverford: "For the last time it's a Rolexus and you can't drive it!"

by MAV28 April 19, 2013

nit rolled

When a poker opponent takes a long time to make what turns out to be an obvious call.

I got nit rolled by a donk with the second nut flush. It took him a full minute to call my bet.

by Vervatious June 21, 2010

Road Roller

A thing that you want to throw to your enemy in stopped time.

Why directly kill your enemy when you can use a road roller?

by end_2048 October 19, 2019

Sosage Rolex

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.

Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."

by eNxi June 8, 2009

Whole Roller

A crap that is so messy it almost needs a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe it off your butt.

That dump I just took was a whole roller.

by Roy February 4, 2005

rolenson

as sexy tall malaysian with 7.4 inch dick

rolenson can i suck you off

by bruh123123123123 April 22, 2021

"Shoulda Rolled" guy

A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.

Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.

Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."

Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."

by Vid-szhite May 18, 2014