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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
<me>
ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
<me>
ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
by Fossekall October 6, 2011
Get the ROFLSHILMTAMSFO mug.Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura
Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie
Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)
Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!
Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP
Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!
Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie
Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)
Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!
Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP
Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!
by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010
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dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!
"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!
"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"
by jimjams5 May 16, 2010
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Get the ROTFLSHISMP mug.ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.
You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."
by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011
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by That girl who does roflshtipmp October 18, 2011
Get the roflshtipmp mug.Carl: yo jimmy, Larry fell off his bike and rolled down a hill and then over a wall.
Jimmy: roflshnwm
Jimmy: roflshnwm
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