ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

by Fossekall October 6, 2011

ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010

ROTFLSHISMP

roll on the floor laughing so hard i shit my pants

some bro:
*funny joke*

other bro:
ROTFLSHISMP

by a lax bro December 31, 2010

ROFLSIMP

ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.

You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."

by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011

roflshtipmp

Roll on floor laughing so hard that I peed my pants

That was so funny i roflshtipmp

by That girl who does roflshtipmp October 18, 2011

roflshnwm

Means rolling on floor laughing so hard nearly wet myself. Another way to say rofl but WAY funnier.

Carl: yo jimmy, Larry fell off his bike and rolled down a hill and then over a wall.

Jimmy: roflshnwm

by LovePanda July 8, 2014