roflbashers

The hilarity of the ensuing permastun pwnage upon obtaining two sets of Cranium Bashers on heroes such as Troll Warlord and Mortred in the online game DotA.

Player 1: FFS dude, you just wiped out our whole team!
Player 2: roflbashers!

by theguvnr March 30, 2009

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings

me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

roflshidmtamsfo

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''

by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL

an abbreviation for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That Every Time I Got Up I Fell Down Again Then Hit My Head On A Table And My Mom Had To Take Me To A Hospital All Because I Laughed

"Fuck, that was so funny I was ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL!"

by theladyinblue January 2, 2012

roflush

It means, Rolling on FLoor Until Stomach Hurts. It is derived from rofl or roflmao and is believed to have been first used in the Malaysian gaming community.

Friend A: "I just pwned myself with the RPG"

Friend B: "roflush u sux"

by erickoh June 24, 2008