A generic name used to describe any anonymous person that assumes an identity that is not his/her own. Often used within the underground immigrant community, the name Roberto Eguez is often assumed by those who are not U.S. Citizens or for some reason can not use their own name (such as criminals and fraud artists). Roberto Eguez is all men as he is no man. He is everywhere and nowhere. Roberto Eguez is not a man, he is an army.
That guy you paid to fix your fence. Example: "You mean to tell me that beaner didn't do a lick of work and ran off with your tools? What!?! He even took your toy poodle Muffy?!? Sounds like Roberto Eguez has struck again!"
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Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
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Get the Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez mug.The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
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Get the roberto delgado mug.A Roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. It is only a pleasure to meet a Roberto once in you're life so consider yourself lucky if you do. Robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. Enjoy every second you have with this BAMF
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Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!
Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!
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