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Rod Stewart wasted

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.
Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.
by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011
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Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show
Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?
by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015
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ROD-SEX

Male banging a woman from behind up the butt hole, normally done with consent. Female banging a male up the butt hole with a strap on, normally done without consent to shock the male. Can be one on one or during gang bangs.
He is super excited as she has given him her consent for rod-sex this weekend.
by MS J DANIELS April 28, 2021
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rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.
Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!
by stwatty June 14, 2014
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ROD SEX

UP THE ANAL. BUM HOLE BANGER. MALE ON FEMALE. FEMALE WITH STRAP ON FOR MALE.
He’s into Rod Sex but hasn’t approached the subject with her yet.
by MS DANIELS April 28, 2021
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rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.
Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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