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Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie
I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”
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rock climbing is a sport about whipping pop rocks at people and seeing how much damage you can do.
hey man i heard you were in the hospital was it from that rock climbing habbit you have?
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.
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climbing boys are the hottest of all boys. they are strong, hot, and most of all the nicest boys in the world. because of this everyone wants to date them.
person 1 “did you see that rock climbing boy?“
person 2 “ikr, he’s so hot!”
by siaeh8sba November 17, 2019
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when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club
Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club
by kristen April 24, 2005
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