roakie

A really large poo that causes the person shitting to groan and croak under the strain of passing such a solid turd through their sphincter. Once out, a roakie often stays in one piece, requires more than one flush and usually leaves you a little moist-browed or red in the face. It even has the potential to burst a blood vessel.

Pronounced 'row-key'

I've eaten so much pizza I expect I'll have to force out a roakie in the morning.

by Juey Le Poo December 6, 2017

roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.

by Ryan May 8, 2003

Roadie

Receiving a blow job from a hot chick in the passenger seat while you are driving.

Hot chick: "I'll give you a roadie if you take me to get tacos."

by JTurc4 June 20, 2019

roadies

1. (plur. roadie) People who tag along with a band cross country. They often will help in stage setup to "earn their keep".

1. We've got a group of roadies comming in tonight, so make sure they don't trash the rooms

by chillinvillain October 9, 2005

Roadie

A roadie is an alcoholic beverage consumed while driving. In other words, a stupid but incredibly epic adventure.

Dude we got like a half hour drive, make me a roadie so I'm not bored shitless on the way

by hannahnicolee May 1, 2011

roadies

an alcoholic drink of choice for your commute home

Susan had a few roadies on the way, thereby loosening her up for her date and proceeded to have some of the best sex of her life!

by Sexy Bitch December 25, 2008

Roadie Soadie

To crack open a beer in the car (usually after work) and drive around and drink the beer

Todd gave the dumb whore a roadie soadie until she puked it back up in his truck.

by Todd R. Janko May 24, 2006