roakie

A really large poo that causes the person shitting to groan and croak under the strain of passing such a solid turd through their sphincter. Once out, a roakie often stays in one piece, requires more than one flush and usually leaves you a little moist-browed or red in the face. It even has the potential to burst a blood vessel.

Pronounced 'row-key'

I've eaten so much pizza I expect I'll have to force out a roakie in the morning.

by Juey Le Poo December 7, 2017