Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021

Roadkill burnout

What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.

Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."

Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."

Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".

by miracle_max January 3, 2008

fashion roadkill

A model who trips and falls on the runway

Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!

by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

roadkill

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

by Nyana October 3, 2006

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

Roadkrill

The bugs caught in your teeth while riding a bicycle.

Looks like you've been out riding, you've got a mouth full of roadkrill

by tumeric June 2, 2010