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road head

The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.
I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005
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road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic
she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad
by juice November 3, 2002
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road head

the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!
I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.
by ED May 13, 2005
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road head

mobile oral facilitator, blow job in car, bus, boat, train, plane, or spaceship
I was driving down the road and she gave me road head!!!
by Burger15 October 6, 2011
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road head

To receive cunnilingus or fellatio while driving a motor vehicle.
Road head for a woman may involve a solid tongue lashing.
by WFern April 26, 2009
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Road head

When the pavement in front of a car forms into a giant head with spikey teeth and devours said car, crushing the life out of anyone inside.
Josh: How'd Tim die?

Greg: Road head got another one.

Josh: That's the fifth one this week!
by Magnesium Sulfide September 29, 2009
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road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip
On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020
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