A being that doesn't know defeat; has never lost anything. Is always doing well and is an overall beast in anything he touches. Dashing, likable, and creative. The ultimate man-dime.
by hoopdiedoop June 12, 2019
Get the rivaldubs mug.Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012
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An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.
Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.
by DwardisimoRex December 30, 2008
Get the sky river mug.1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
by StreakyJim April 15, 2010
Get the River Lobster mug.One of the most gorgeous, wonderful and exuberant people you'll ever meet. Her sheer beauty and intelligence is enough to leave you mesmerized for quite some time. With cuteness so outstanding, she will stand out in every group of people, no matter who you put in there.
Every guy and woman would be lucky to have her, as she lights up every room she enters with her picture perfect smile that will melt your heart in an instant. Not only that, she has a pair of beautiful eyes that are as colorful and spectacular as the bright night sky itself.
The PURE definition of eye candy.
Not only does she have an appearance that is equal to a diamond with the clarity/ purity level FL, she also has a personality that is as sought after as antimatter.
She is one of the most approachable, honest, kind and funny person you will ever meet. Someone you can talk to about anything at all, which makes her an amazing conversation partner. She is exceptionally good at helping and supporting others, but tends to forget about herself, sometimes even suffering as a result.
At times she lacks self-confidence, so its up to you to make her feel the way she deserves to feel, good. Even greater than good to be honest.
Rivana is a very artistic and creative person. She puts her heart and soul into the things she believes in and cares so much, her feelings can get hurt pretty easily. But dont let that fool you, she is a strong willed person and wont give up quickly, as she is a very dedicated person.
Every guy and woman would be lucky to have her, as she lights up every room she enters with her picture perfect smile that will melt your heart in an instant. Not only that, she has a pair of beautiful eyes that are as colorful and spectacular as the bright night sky itself.
The PURE definition of eye candy.
Not only does she have an appearance that is equal to a diamond with the clarity/ purity level FL, she also has a personality that is as sought after as antimatter.
She is one of the most approachable, honest, kind and funny person you will ever meet. Someone you can talk to about anything at all, which makes her an amazing conversation partner. She is exceptionally good at helping and supporting others, but tends to forget about herself, sometimes even suffering as a result.
At times she lacks self-confidence, so its up to you to make her feel the way she deserves to feel, good. Even greater than good to be honest.
Rivana is a very artistic and creative person. She puts her heart and soul into the things she believes in and cares so much, her feelings can get hurt pretty easily. But dont let that fool you, she is a strong willed person and wont give up quickly, as she is a very dedicated person.
Person 1: "Woah, who's that over there? Is that an angel?!"
Person 2: "No, that's just Rivana."
Person 1: "Wow..."
Person 2: "No, that's just Rivana."
Person 1: "Wow..."
by CubaHater69 June 16, 2021
Get the Rivana mug.Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.
River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
by JamesthMD February 4, 2010
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When someone is always against everything you do.
A person who loves being on the opposite position against you.
someone who constantly disagrees with you.
When someone is always against everything you do.
A person who loves being on the opposite position against you.
someone who constantly disagrees with you.
by MillYentei DYSlick September 23, 2020
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