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Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
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Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
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I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
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Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
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I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
by floydfan February 12, 2009
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Comes from the term 'ring' (the asshole), and combines it with -master. Directly related to 'assmaster'.
A derogatory term in which you would refer to somebody if they are a homosexual, or Joshua O'Nial.
A derogatory term in which you would refer to somebody if they are a homosexual, or Joshua O'Nial.
Josh: No, you're gay.
Jono: Fuck up you dirty ringmaster.
Person 1: Why is that kid riding a scooter?
Person 2: He's probably going to grow up to be a ringmaster.
Jono: Fuck up you dirty ringmaster.
Person 1: Why is that kid riding a scooter?
Person 2: He's probably going to grow up to be a ringmaster.
by JefferyBahds October 29, 2012
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note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
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Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
by Auz March 5, 2008
Get the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp mug.An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.
Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.
by Bob Zouganaugh November 5, 2008
Get the RingMaster mug.The concept of waiting until the populous majority is talking about a specific topic to throw in your two cents in an effort to recruit people to a similar rationale that runs partly intersectional but largely contrary to the original sentiment.
Etymologically stemming from carnival ring-tosses recognized by a tight gathering of bottles where the player throws a plastic ring that is likely to hit a bunch of bottles and ping around (see: negative response) before possibly securing itself around the neck of a single bottle (see: a fellow asshole/dickhead) in the gallery.
Etymologically stemming from carnival ring-tosses recognized by a tight gathering of bottles where the player throws a plastic ring that is likely to hit a bunch of bottles and ping around (see: negative response) before possibly securing itself around the neck of a single bottle (see: a fellow asshole/dickhead) in the gallery.
"did you see that 14 people died in a suicide bombing this weekend?"
"did you know that 300 people died of the flu over the weekend?"
"is that relevant?"
"do YOU NOT THINK we should do something to STOP INFLUENZA?"
"do YOU THINK you might be ringtossing a little?"
"well my basketball team DOES need new uniforms."
"FOH!"
"did you know that 300 people died of the flu over the weekend?"
"is that relevant?"
"do YOU NOT THINK we should do something to STOP INFLUENZA?"
"do YOU THINK you might be ringtossing a little?"
"well my basketball team DOES need new uniforms."
"FOH!"
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If someone made a black sweatshirt with The Ringmaster on the front instead of The Riddle Box, I'd totally buy it.
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