I do not have any class today so were going to watch The Lord of Rings movies all day. Oh, so your Lord of the Ringing today.
by Jayhawk24 November 27, 2007
Get the Lord of the Ringing mug.the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
Get the ringing the church bells mug.Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
Get the Ringing the taco bell mug.The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.
Jeff wasn’t sure if Cory was home and knew he wasn’t after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.
by aretegroup January 11, 2019
Get the Ringilingus mug.Bi-ringing is the act of calling two people on two different phones and placing the speakers next to eachother, therefore tricking the people into thinking the other one called them.
Matthew and Perry kept accusing the other of calling them, but it was all because Charlie was bi-ringing both of them to make them think they were called by the other.
by Urbanbeast18 March 17, 2017
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Get the Onion Ringing mug.The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.
Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
by chakazullo July 12, 2011
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