Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.
I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.
Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.
He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.
Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.
Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.
He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.
Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.
by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010
Get the Ringle mug.1. (of a NBA player or team) to have never won a championship as part of a team, and thus a championship ring.
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2. Chris Paul
CP3 is ringless
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A word, first popularized by American rapper, Twi$t, Is used as a verb.
"ringletingle" Is the action of when a male simultaneously orgasms and poops at the same time.
"ringletingle" Is the action of when a male simultaneously orgasms and poops at the same time.
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Get the ringletingle mug.The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety
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Get the the ringles mug.the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarrassing - also know as vicarious embarrassment. Symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature ejaculation, and liver failure.
by UnclePigFat December 23, 2009
Get the Ringles mug.I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter
Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!
Me: .... I can't be ringed.
Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.
Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?
Me: .... I can't be ringed.
Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.
Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?
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