ringing the liberty bell

when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls

meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"

by classy dame May 28, 2011

Ringing the devil’s door bell

Female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self with a hand in there pocket

Why does Madison have her hand in her pocket while working?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s door bell

by Genny69 December 2, 2020

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013