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Rigorous activities

Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.
Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
by knitman April 1, 2009
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rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007
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Rigor

To go beyond hard or hardcore. Something completely awesome or something extremely stiff.
That concert last night was hella rigor!

Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor!

Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor!

Or

I saw that fine girl today and I got rigor.

putting that new stuff in your hair made your spikes so rigor.
by TOoN September 27, 2014
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rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
by Tyrone November 10, 2004
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rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
by Robopoet February 22, 2008
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Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.
my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.
by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005
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Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 29, 2010
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