Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.
Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
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rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."
"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"
"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."
"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"
"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
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That concert last night was hella rigor!
Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor!
Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor!
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I saw that fine girl today and I got rigor.
putting that new stuff in your hair made your spikes so rigor.
Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor!
Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor!
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a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
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