Rigamortis 

Short form for the Adult Swim animated show title Rick and Morty.

Let's binge watch some Rigamortis tonight!

Rigamortis by Chakola August 3, 2019

rigamortis tongue 

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Rigamortis Tortoise 

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

Rigamortis Tortoise by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

the rigamortis 

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.

the rigamortis by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017

Pearl Rigamortis 

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

Pearl Rigamortis by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Regamortus 

An animal or mammal that rapes every living thing in sight.

Watch out Bob, there's a regamortus behind you.

Regamortus by KNOWINGISHALFTHEBATTLE October 8, 2009

rigamortified 

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

rigamortified by Naoutka November 7, 2003