Rifter

A rock band from Glasgow. Well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best damn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best sex of their lives afterwards.

The line up consists of:
Main Stage Matt - Lead Vocals
Padmasta Flash - Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Gypsy Jordan - Rhythm/Lead Guitar
Fliam - Bass
Ali K - Drums

Guy 1 - Dude, Matt finally got his hole!
Guy 2 - Seriously? How come?
Guy 1 - Took him to see Rifter last night man!
Guy 2 - Damn, were they playing?! I can't believe i missed that, i haven't been laid in a week..
Guy 1 - You just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude

by Padmasta April 12, 2009

Rioters Block

Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.

I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.

by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015

johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

Rioters

Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.

Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)

Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Riffersnaff

It's when a girl scissor chops your dick off with her legs

She riffersnaffed me last night!

by Heysunshine September 25, 2015

Rifter

Butt crack, usually visible when bent over with loose pants.

The plumbers bent over and showed us his rifter.

by Another JohnDoe from somewhere February 7, 2010

grit rafters

of the cheating bastard "it's not a boat its a raft" variety - even though its obviously built from half a boat and has fixings for an outboard engine !

You seen those bloody cheating Grit Rafters got disqualified again !

by Concerned Rafter April 30, 2004