Cazzo piangi e ridi 

medical condition, when the cock stays erect for too long and starts to cause repeated pain, The girl or the boy makes you think you have to act but you always stay there to suffer and suffer

ridi = you are happy at the thought of fucking someone

piangi = you realize that it will not happen

"All right, man? You look weird"

"Eh is the "cazzo piangi e ridi""

Cazzo piangi e ridi by insinuo August 5, 2022

riding elmo 

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

riding elmo by Alchelswon November 22, 2013

Riding Egg

Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.

Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"

Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"

Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"

Riding Egg by Matt_of_the_Bog December 13, 2010

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

Riding the Empty by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

riding the eggplant 

A colloquial term meaning to ride a thick curved penis.

Girl One: So, what are you doing with your boyfriend for Valentine's?
Girl Two: All day I'm gonna be riding the eggplant.

riding the eggplant by FabianInWonderland March 11, 2019

riding the elephant 

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

riding the elephant by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

riding an elephant 

getting pegged by a fat bitch

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??

riding an elephant by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019