Ringpiece

sphincter, aresehole, asshole

my ringpiece is chaffing, i have a chapped ringpiece

by dean knowles August 16, 2003

Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.

Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.

by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022

Rapepiece

A girl you consistently take advantage of while blackout drunk.

Dude, I hung out with my rapepiece last night and didn't fuck her. Now she's gonna think I actually like her. (Also can be referred to an RP)

by TheNicestAssholeYouKnow September 8, 2011

Ringpiece Raider

A man who makes sex with another man. (UK Slang)

Gay 1: Turd burgling your way to poo piracy?
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*

Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.

by Lexical Sodomy May 16, 2008

Hawaiian Sidepiece

Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional

I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam

by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023

Ringpiece

asshole

my ringpiece

by Ben Do January 31, 2003

ringpiece

Absolute idiot or general annoying twat

oh no look what that ringpiece bush is up to now

by Fionn September 29, 2006