When you see a pirate ship being crewed by sea otters and you don't have time to explain: call it a rickety macdaniels'.
by Johnny oneshot December 14, 2020
Get the Rickety Macdaniels'mug. A sexual position where your fucking a very obese person and their fat and rolls are moving all over the place.
And then.. SURPRISE! She shits herself loads, and then the brown poo covers her big fat body so she looks like a rickety shack while your fucking her :)
And then.. SURPRISE! She shits herself loads, and then the brown poo covers her big fat body so she looks like a rickety shack while your fucking her :)
"Man, I saw the weirdest porno last night o:"
"What happened dude?"
"Chuck Norris was giving a rickety shack to Rosie O'Donnell!"
"D: FOR SHAME!"
"What happened dude?"
"Chuck Norris was giving a rickety shack to Rosie O'Donnell!"
"D: FOR SHAME!"
by KikoJessie June 23, 2008
Get the rickety shackmug. (Catchphrase)
Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.
Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.
Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023
Get the Rickety Splitmug. When you're fuckin a skank stand up, pick her up and when you nut drop the bitch on her back so she can't catch herself .
Dude 1- so what happened with you and that chickenhead last night?
Dude 2- I rickety bridged the fuck out of that bitch.
Dude 1- nice man!
Dude 1- haha ya. I broke her back. Fuckin skank.
Dude 2- I rickety bridged the fuck out of that bitch.
Dude 1- nice man!
Dude 1- haha ya. I broke her back. Fuckin skank.
by Youdontsaythat May 5, 2010
Get the Rickety bridgemug. by Dakota & spencer January 7, 2015
Get the rickety dickmug. A whole new level of ratchet. This person is so ratchet, the only way to describe her/him is rickety ratchet.
Brodie: That club last night was ratchet!
Brodus: Bro, I don't think we were at the same club, the one I went too was rickety ratchet!
(Fist bump each other)
Brodus: Bro, I don't think we were at the same club, the one I went too was rickety ratchet!
(Fist bump each other)
by Icedice October 30, 2013
Get the Rickety ratchetmug. adjective | ˈri-kə-tē
Background:
“Rickety” traditionally describes something physically unstable or poorly constructed—like an old, creaky chair or a shaky bridge. But in recent slang use, it’s been repurposed to describe people, especially in dating and relationship contexts, who are emotionally unstable, unreliable, or toxic. The term was popularized from a funny autocorrect mishap where “rickety” replaced a swear word perfectly capturing the vibe of someone flaky and inconsistent.
This word resonates because it conveys not just instability but also the idea that the person might look okay on the surface but will collapse under pressure—making it a perfect metaphor for toxic, cheating, ghosting, or breadcrumbing behavior.
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Definition:
adjective | ˈri-kə-tē
Slang – Describes a person who is emotionally unstable, inconsistent, toxic, flaky, and untrustworthy. This includes behaviors like ghosting, breadcrumbing, manipulating, gaslighting, cheating, lying, and any other form of relationship nonsense that causes drama and heartbreak.
🛠️ Think: a rickety old bridge — looks like it might hold, but give it a little weight and it collapses.
Opposite:
Solid. Respectful. Faithful. Emotionally available. Honest. 😇
Background:
“Rickety” traditionally describes something physically unstable or poorly constructed—like an old, creaky chair or a shaky bridge. But in recent slang use, it’s been repurposed to describe people, especially in dating and relationship contexts, who are emotionally unstable, unreliable, or toxic. The term was popularized from a funny autocorrect mishap where “rickety” replaced a swear word perfectly capturing the vibe of someone flaky and inconsistent.
This word resonates because it conveys not just instability but also the idea that the person might look okay on the surface but will collapse under pressure—making it a perfect metaphor for toxic, cheating, ghosting, or breadcrumbing behavior.
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Definition:
adjective | ˈri-kə-tē
Slang – Describes a person who is emotionally unstable, inconsistent, toxic, flaky, and untrustworthy. This includes behaviors like ghosting, breadcrumbing, manipulating, gaslighting, cheating, lying, and any other form of relationship nonsense that causes drama and heartbreak.
🛠️ Think: a rickety old bridge — looks like it might hold, but give it a little weight and it collapses.
Opposite:
Solid. Respectful. Faithful. Emotionally available. Honest. 😇
• “Her whole vibe is rickety—can’t trust a word she says.”
•“Don’t even bother—he’s rickety.”
•“He promised to call, then ghosted for three days straight. So rickety.”
•“That relationship was rickety from the start, full of lies and cheating.”
•“She was rickety with her feelings—one minute hot, next minute cold.”
•“Rickety energy is exhausting. I’m done playing emotional rollercoasters.”
•“If they’re rickety, don’t waste your time trying to fix them.”
•“They said they were all in, then disappeared and I found out they were cheating. So rickety.”
•“I’m done with rickety people. Give me someone built on a solid emotional foundation.”
•“He’s rickety — always lying and disappearing when things get real.”
•“She’s rickety with her feelings, constantly playing mind games.”
•“Don’t even bother—he’s rickety.”
•“He promised to call, then ghosted for three days straight. So rickety.”
•“That relationship was rickety from the start, full of lies and cheating.”
•“She was rickety with her feelings—one minute hot, next minute cold.”
•“Rickety energy is exhausting. I’m done playing emotional rollercoasters.”
•“If they’re rickety, don’t waste your time trying to fix them.”
•“They said they were all in, then disappeared and I found out they were cheating. So rickety.”
•“I’m done with rickety people. Give me someone built on a solid emotional foundation.”
•“He’s rickety — always lying and disappearing when things get real.”
•“She’s rickety with her feelings, constantly playing mind games.”
by TheRealNotJolene July 20, 2025
Get the Ricketymug.