A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them.
Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.
These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.
Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.
Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.
These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.
Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.
Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
Girl1:hey I think my house is infested with riccardos
Girl2: how so?
Girl 1: well I get this feeling I’m being silently watched and ever morning there are tiny dick holes in my butter
Girl 2: yeah you should call pest control for that they can lure them out with fuck boy music and shitty gym diets.
Girl1: good because I think it’s giving me a rash on my arm
Girl2: how so?
Girl 1: well I get this feeling I’m being silently watched and ever morning there are tiny dick holes in my butter
Girl 2: yeah you should call pest control for that they can lure them out with fuck boy music and shitty gym diets.
Girl1: good because I think it’s giving me a rash on my arm
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Get the Riccardo Supino mug.1.Sometimes a lover, sometimes a loner, sometimes a poet, sometimes a grump. He'll try to hide his feelings, the only thing he'll express is his thirst for badonkadonk and peanut butter (possibly mixed together). Underneath his poker ass-face you'll find a lovely cutie person capable of great emotions he desperately tries to control and understand (this great struggle makes him pretty goofy and adorable, but he has to learn to loosen up more often too, come on). His nicey nice girlfriend says she loves him but she actually just wants to exploit him as a vagina filler and to gain cows (maybe she also loves him a bit too, who knows). Riccardo Fabbri deserves a lot, he'll have a great and bright future and will surely better our world (no pressure).People will tell him that he is a sassy bitch, they won't be wrong but he'll have to carry on anyway.
2. He was an Italian politician of the 20th century.
2. He was an Italian politician of the 20th century.
OMG you have no idea, Riccardo Fabbri waltzed into the room and started talking shit about my thesis on homeopathic medicine: he is a sassy bitch I hate him even if he is a hot stuff.
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Get the Riccardo Martinez mug.A Riccardo is probably an italian and can probably cook good food. A Riccardo is damn short, has a small cock and is gay. Riccardo is by definition an idiot.
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Girl: oh nooo, he is such a Riccardo!
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