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the reynolds pamphlet

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...
Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?
by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018
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Ryan Reynolds

Gay, straight, bi, ace, etc

Woman, Man, non-binary, etc

No matter who you are, no matter what you are, you simp for Ryan Reynolds and you know it.
1:”I simp for Ryan Reynolds

2:”who the fuck doesn’t?”
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Dennis Reynolds

The most narcissistic member of the gang on FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having sex with. He is prone to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a "Golden God" because he self-deludedly believed himself to be popular in high school.
Dennis Reynolds: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
by AliceKettle September 4, 2016
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Dee Reynolds

"Dee Reynolds does look like a bird, doesn't she"
"You know, Dennis, I've been thinking fish recently. Her eyes are so far apart, they're almost on the sides of her head."
by idontknoworcare37 September 23, 2018
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Jim Raynor

Badass Terran from the Starcraft series. Formed his own rebel group called Raynor's Raiders to fight Mengsk. the Dominion, and the Zerg. Fought alongside the Protoss, had a relationship with Kerrigan the Ghost, and zapped his drunken friend for breaking his jukebox. A prime example of badassitude.
Jim Raynor is badass in three major ways:

1. He rides a cool hover-bike that shoots grenades and lays mines.

2. The Protoss think he's awesome. You wanna argue with them?

3. He don't take shit from no one. Jim's told generals, emperors, and telepathic assassins to go to hell.
by Trackmaster64 August 2, 2010
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Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009
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Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds is so hot I would drop dead for him
by Beans.beans.beans December 8, 2021
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