Sexorcism

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.

Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.

by Alix's Man May 6, 2013

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017

alcoholic exorcism

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

by dunno April 11, 2005

Remoraism

The practice of an individual who attaches him/herself to another to obtain and perk or benefit.

Amber's remoraism has resulted in many upgrades for her when travelling with others.

by Always Coach December 16, 2011

Exorcism Head

When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.

Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it

Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys

by hahasuka December 7, 2020