Relatable

When you find a sad quote that represents your life and your like omg that’s so me.

So relatable wtf

by Frickman December 5, 2017

phat relate

a response to someone when you can relate.

jim: “damn, my dick is so hard”
tom: “phat relate”

by insertmyname November 24, 2019

Mutual Extramarital Relationship

When both members of a married couple are simultaneously in a relationship with the same third party.

Girl: Can Scarlett Johansson be our Mutual Extramarital Relationship?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, we both get to bang her if we get the chance.

by RICH TEEJ October 6, 2011

queerplatonic relationship

A relationship that exceeds what is usually considered as a platonic relationship, in which two or more people have a strong emotional bond, but do not experience romantic attraction. They may hold hands, cuddle, kiss, have sex, etc. or may not. The limits are defined by someone and their zucchini or zucchinis, and them alone. Many people on the asexual or aromantic spectrum are in queerplatonic relationships, also called QPRs.
Note: People do not have to be queer to be in a queerplatonic relationship, which is why it is also called a quasiplatonic relationship.

Person 1: Are you and Sandra dating? You seem really affectionate.
Person 2: Not really. I'm aromantic, and so is Sandra. We're in a queerplatonic relationship.

by fish-prinx June 28, 2016

rebate

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

by robin graves February 21, 2004

magnetic relationship

two sodomites are together in a relationship and one is hiv - and one is hiv+ then they are considered magnetic as in like or opposite poles in a magnet - vs +

tieg has hiv and bryan does not so they are like opposite poles of a magnet and are drawn together as soon as tieg infects bryan and they are both hiv+ then they will be pushed apart and their relationship will fail,then they will go out and persue other magnetic relationships

by stoolivan May 23, 2022

interfacial relationship

A relationship where one individual is much better looking than the other. Due to the disparity in looks, the couple is forced to engage in cross-facial communication.

Amanda, I want you to know that I don't approve of your interfacial relationship with Joe. You are a betty and he is an ogre.

Dude, remember that one time I was in an interfacial relationship with Nam? Everyone looked at us like "what the hell are they doing together?" It was sweet.

Annalyn just doesn't understand me. I think it has to do with our interfacial relationship and how she feels inferior compared to my beauty.

by hapfrap57 December 26, 2008