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resurrectionist

Resurrectionist (noun) A person who is well acquainted with and is superbly proficient/distinguished at reviving and bringing life back to others who have overdosed and have begun to shift from the land of the living to the dead (and once more) back to the living. Such a person has multiple saves to their credit, they are well accustomed to the application of Narcan, or depending upon their experiences may have their own type of procedure in which they have perfected. Resurrectionists ultimately save lives snd have absolute nerves of steel as they play in the grey with the lives of their fellow friends whom have crossed over to the spirit world and are in need of a guiding hand back.
Homeboy Raymond was a seasoned resurrectionist. I swear if the sun rises and falls and he ain’t been a witness to, as well as unsung hero lifesaver for, some heron, fentanyl banging junk-o that goes slipping out of the land of the living as they slide prostrate and turning blue in his living room floor then that just ain’t a regular day at the office for him. Homeboy got mad skills, I swear, with or without the Narcan on hand. And most of the time…..the undead junk-o don’t as much say “thank you” for services rendered…..that’s why homeboy Raymond, while performing his resurrectionist procedures, always fleeches the undead of at least $20 as an unspoken, and most oftentimes, never missed “resurrectionist” fee. Ha-ha, it’s an honest hustle……and a good thing!!!!
by Nikki Stixx July 6, 2022
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Resurrectile disfunction

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
by Blifnab March 15, 2021
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resurrerection

Bill: What is your problem?
Richard: I've got a boner out of no where!
Bill: You mean you have a resurrerection?

Richard: ...that's not funny.
by GingersNeverDie July 29, 2014
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Chrono Resurrection

An unoffical made remake of the game Chrono Trigger, which was dubbed "Chrono Resurrection".

However Square Exix sent a cease and desist letter which means the project is publicly closed indefinitely.

This is the first and only attempt known at making a high quality nonofficial square enix game or remake of a game to this high degree.
Fan based games like Chrono Resurrection are known to be made in the form of flash movies, roms and other media formats, however most if not all of them end up being found out and and in the end becoming just another bookmark in the name of games that could have been.
by Chris Glacken June 30, 2007
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Rezurrection

The 4th map pack of Call of Duty: Black Ops, consisting of 4 Call of Duty: World At War zombie maps called Nacht der Untoten, Verruckt, Shi No Numa, and Der Riese, in addition to a new map set on the Moon.
Rezurrection would be better if it didn't cost $15.
by panda0124 August 14, 2011
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Ressurerected

The act of getting an erection within 5 minutes after ejaculating.
After i came, I ressurerected my penis for another round.
by Everyone And NoOne September 6, 2014
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Resurrection

When a man gets a second erection boner immedeately after ejaculating cumming.
My wife has always been impressed and pleased with my resurrections throughout our relationship....her friends too!
by Frank Palace January 10, 2012
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