Rescue Plane

During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole

Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out

by Pharr July 20, 2016

Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

Ressie

a dedicated fan of “Resident Evil” movies or game

Magical Milla is marvellous in every role she plays, but the Ressies, understandably, want her to play only Alice, the lead in Resident Evil films.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013

Urban Rescue Ranch

A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled

by AlabamaAlabama April 10, 2022

Bar Rescue

A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.

by Telephony April 24, 2015

resourciopath

A combination of sociopath and hoarding. A person that collects an abundance of resources that they could never possibly need or use so that they can control, influence, and force power over other people that want those resources and have no other way of obtaining them.

Person 1: I hate billionaires. Who would ever need a billion dollars?
Person 2: Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all have over $100 billion. It's disgusting.
Person 1: They are resourciopaths for sure. I can't believe anyone thinks they are 'philanthropists.'

by psilipijiphili June 23, 2021

Reassurance Smiley

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010