A term used to describe every hotel known to man, regardless of when, or if, it was ever actually renovated.
"I just got back from my trip to Shreveport. The hotel website said that it was newly renovated, but my TV had rabbit ears!"
by inksterboy July 17, 2007
Get the newly renovatedmug. Rules of Renovation is a real estate class co-founded by Hilary Farr, from the HGTV show, "Love It Or List It". At Rules of Renovation, you will learn design tips from the best, making you an interior design expert!
I'm so glad I went to the Rules of Renovation class. Now I actually know how to renovate my bathroom.
by BobbyBones September 19, 2017
Get the Rules of Renovationmug. When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.
Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!
Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.
Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.
by MFBNREMF June 2, 2018
Get the range rover renovationmug. the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole
by anonymous August 7, 2024
Get the rhode island renovationmug. When a married spouse, in a monogamous marriage, sneaks off to a cabin, under the excuse to renovate the/a cabin to cheat on their significant other, with a side piece in secrecy.
Renovating the cabin. My best friends wife, went to renovate their cabin, but she was caught cheating on my boy.
by Logan0787 August 3, 2023
Get the Renovating The Cabinmug. by steven far November 16, 2022
Get the home renovatormug. The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.
Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.
Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014
Get the downstairs renovationsmug.