renovating

Euphemism for what's known as "adujusting yourself" in guys.

Dude 1: What the fuck dude? Take your hand out your pants!

Dude 2: Don't mind me, I'm just renovating!

by PaplooTheEwok October 3, 2007

Rules of Renovation

Rules of Renovation is a real estate class co-founded by Hilary Farr, from the HGTV show, "Love It Or List It". At Rules of Renovation, you will learn design tips from the best, making you an interior design expert!

I'm so glad I went to the Rules of Renovation class. Now I actually know how to renovate my bathroom.

by BobbyBones September 19, 2017

Renovate

Airren something out

I'm finna renovate this joint real quick

by Henry Rivera August 27, 2022

Renovating The Cabin

When a married spouse, in a monogamous marriage, sneaks off to a cabin, under the excuse to renovate the/a cabin to cheat on their significant other, with a side piece in secrecy.

Renovating the cabin. My best friends wife, went to renovate their cabin, but she was caught cheating on my boy.

by Logan0787 August 3, 2023

Renovate

Im right and Stepho is wrong

Stepho just moved furniture and didn't renovate lol

by Whynotrob October 21, 2023

downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014

rhode island renovation

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole

my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular

by anonymous August 7, 2024