thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

reachin

Trying to get something which you know you ain't gonna get or you're so desperate for it that you really think you are going to get it.

"so what did you and Joe do last night.. I want all the details like did you play first or go strai..."

"shut up ur reachin"

by Lou-Lou December 6, 2005

Reaching.

Action.
When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

by Jackswing. October 25, 2009

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

ranchinara

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).

Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.

by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

pussy reaching

pussy reaching is when a guy/girl sticks their hand up a girls vageen like he is reaching for something

last night carl did some pussy reaching and it felt so good. it´s like he was grabbing my organs.

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019