Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

reltney

A hardon so intense that the wrinkles on your forehead disappear and your toes curl up.

Seeing Rebecca Pidgeon in "State and Main" gave me a Reltney.

by Icewaterchrist January 31, 2005

reltney

An instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.

Your sister gives me a reltney every time I see her.

by Ron R. May 14, 2003

reltney

A boner so hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Britney Spears' photos always give me a reltney!!

by DANNIE WALKER January 28, 2004

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009

reltne

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning

by BJ Brinkerhoff February 3, 2004

Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

by hawke4me July 18, 2024