Relation-shitter

One who likes to shit on other people relationships. Will go behind their own friends back to tell their friends bf/gf what they are doing wrong and why they should break up with them.

Dude fuck that Austin Adams kid, he always is telling my girlfriend when I am talking shit about her he is such a relation-shitter!

by The Mighty Ryan June 2, 2009

relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird

I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?

by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary May 5, 2018

The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011

Prick Relation

Australian slang for a relative that isn't related by blood but only by marriage. i.e. brother in-law, cousin in-law, parents in-laws, basically all in-laws...

Me : " Geez mate that brother in-law of yours is a complete dickhead for getting absolutely pissed as a fart at the BBQ then trying to set the cat on fire. You must be really proud he's family...."
Jono : "Fuck off yer wanker pull your head in he's a Prick Relation...."

by Juscath June 17, 2019

Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage

my sister in law is a cock relation

by rockycar September 24, 2013

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022