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red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
by Natalie February 2, 2005
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Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.
Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.
by MarquesW June 24, 2010
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Red Carpet Fire

the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.
"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
by Horny Heaven January 1, 2007
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Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.
"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."
by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014
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Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.
Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation
by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016
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Red Carpet week

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!
by true MC December 18, 2008
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walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.
My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.
by Erbo October 8, 2013
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