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Red white and blue

A term to describe the one person In the world who is forced to make up for all of the goon production that is lossed during the month of novmember, this person while making up for this deficit has his penis turns blue from bruising his tip red from friction and his room painted white from goon.
He is the red white and blue this year

red white and royal blue 

A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue

My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...

My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now

Red white and royal blue 

An emimies to lovers fan fiction about Harry styles who is the prince of England and Louis Tomlinson who is the presidents son.
Alex from Red white and royal blue is exactly like Louis Tomlinson

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)

patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.

red white and royal blue 

THE MOST AMAZING BOOK AND MOVIE (on amazon video) about prince henry (the prince of wales) and alex claremont diaz (the us presidents son) they start and enemies and end up falling deeply in love

shortened to rw&rb
person 1: omg im obsessed with prince henry!
person 2: whos prince henry?
person 1: WHATTT HES LIKE THE FITTEST PERSON IN RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE

Red, White, and Bluekkake 

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.
I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!