Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
by 13 14 February 13, 2009
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Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.
Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
by Kay_ieee June 04, 2005
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recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.
by mr pinky June 02, 2007
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finger-recto-blast

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks
when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!
by Dylan11 September 05, 2007
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Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.
Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003
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Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.
That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.
by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019
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