Rectal rental

Paying for anal sex.

There are some rectal rental types in the parking lot behind the bar!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

rectal painting

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.

It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Rectalgia

Originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the rectum, now being applied to people who are a pain in the arse.

Malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia

by Croatalin December 30, 2013

rectal gravy

Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.

Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.

In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.

by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008

Rectal romance

Anal sex

Juan went into the bedroom for some rectal romance.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

by BiggerD October 14, 2010

rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008