Recorder

Satan's devil flute.

The high pitched squeal that a kid makes while playing a recorder.

by Bekah Shudell April 11, 2008

Records

These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.

"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."

by The Cream Filling September 22, 2005

Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Record

Stats made to be broken

He just set the world record

by Dr. Strange MC February 3, 2019

Recorder

A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.

That loser chick in school plays the fricken recorder.

by Sheilalala November 15, 2018

For The Record

What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.

Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.

Guy: Can I get a do over?

Girl: No.

by go kart mozart June 14, 2009

recording

when fat pat masturbates

i can't come over because i am recording.

by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005