by Bekah Shudell April 11, 2008

"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
by The Cream Filling September 22, 2005

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.
by Sheilalala November 15, 2018

What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.
Guy: Can I get a do over?
Girl: No.
Guy: Can I get a do over?
Girl: No.
by go kart mozart June 14, 2009

when fat pat masturbates
by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005
