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Day of Reckoning

day of the Last Judgment when Admin will decree the fates of all members according to the good and evil of their forum lives.
When the Day of Reckoning is upon us, all non-contributing members will be purged.
by blazee September 4, 2008
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Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.
1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"
by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005
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geek reckoning

1. An informal but widely acknowledged punitive action taken by disappointed fans of a TV show or motion picture series that has, after great anticipation, angered or otherwise failed expectations. This typically takes the form of a boycott of subsequent episodes or installments.

2. The economic or critical fallout resulting from same.
I'm glad "Clone Wars" died, it's time Lucas felt the geek reckoning after those three crappy prequels.
by larrydart February 7, 2009
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Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.
"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".
by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020
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Dead Reckoning

When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.
I think I just had a dead reckoning, that bird was very salty.
by Fatbanger September 6, 2010
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Warhammer Age of Reckoning

A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.
Dood1: I just bought Warhammer Age of Reckoning!

Guy: Good for you.
by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009
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saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible
And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies
by jim bob ray April 10, 2007
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