Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.
Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.
by Fast_Freddie August 5, 2008
by lhsgirll February 3, 2017
The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.
Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!
by Neesied69 August 8, 2012
that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)
by epic tracer November 29, 2018
A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.
You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone
The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone
The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook
Luke: Oh yeah?
Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.
Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?
Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.
Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.
Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
Luke: Oh yeah?
Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.
Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?
Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.
Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.
Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
by nickymo56 December 28, 2011
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018