realdoll

1. Next best thing to a real partner.
2. Doesn't talk back and never says no
3. Comes in multiple varieties

Jim has a realdoll and it was raped by his friends.

by TheRock June 20, 2003

readlax

To read while reclining in a comfortable position; to relax while reading.

I worked so hard today, all I want to do is go home and readlax before dinner.

by MI Shugs June 17, 2016

readelete

Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying

This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.

If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule

Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....

Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man

by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

reado

When a word, phrase or sentence is misread, especially in an IM session. Opposite of typo.

Whoops, I guess I did a reado.

by timbu November 26, 2003

readon

Readon, a hardon from a book.

Dude, that kid is so into Twilight he got a readon.

by John888999 February 22, 2009

readonlymode

Something that agrevates the hell out of every member of Deviant Art. A status deviantart.com is in frequently each day and night. Side effects may include pulling of hair and fainting.

Damn. DA is in Readonlymode again!

by Azildin February 22, 2005

Readophilia

Kids being sexualized with Drag Queen Story hours and other library events.

Kevin Cormier took his kids to reado with a Pedo and they pushed readophilia on them.

by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019