Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

Riding the dill

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.

I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?

by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

edvin ryding

18 y/o actor mostly known for starring in young royals as wilhelm, the prince of sweden

edvin ryding is the loml and i love him so much

by escjacknet on twitter July 25, 2021

riding out

The process of looking for members of the opposition/enemies with the intent of causing them great harm or injury.

“The Feds Caught Us Riding Out and Gave Us 5 Years Each”

by 5iveStar April 4, 2020

Hump Riding

The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.

By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.

by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010

horseback riding

One of the most intense sports known to man. Not only because it's physically challenging, but it takes more than athleticism. Horseback riding takes commitment, time, patience, and most importantly building a bond with your horse. If you don't have a good relationship with your horse, you're not going to have a good experience. You need to spend as much time with your horse as you can, riding and on the ground. You need to learn how to work with your horse, not against your horse. It's a team sport, a team of two.

When everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. If you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you'll soar.

Me: "I can't go to the movies, I'm going horseback riding."
Friend: "Weren't you just there yesterday? Why do you have to go today?"
Me: "Yeah, I was there yesterday. I've gotta go spend time with my horse and ride."
Friend: "But that's so stupid."
Me: "Actually, quite the opposite. It's commitment and passion all rolled into one!"

by spiffyjimmy90 September 21, 2007