when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.
A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard
by Derek Dooley, Esquire April 11, 2011
Get the RAYtard mug.Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.
A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.
A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.
NFL fan: Which team do you root for?
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!
NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!
NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!
NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!
NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?
Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!
by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013
Get the Oakland Raytards mug.Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown
by The Slave July 25, 2009
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