manky rasher

Somebody with a filthy mouth who says inappropriate things a lot

E.G. "I'd ate his shite" "you're just a manky rasher"

by Dizzydub July 15, 2015

Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher

You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!

by British Crim June 25, 2009

Streaky Bacon Rasher

A rather large and extremely unnatractive poop stain in your white underware.

OR

A dish found in a Bahama Cook Book

My cat is licking off the streaky bacon rasher in the underpants that are laying on the couch.

OR

Wow mom! Thanks for making me the streaky bacon rasher tonight! My favorite!

by Bstrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 27, 2008

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Rather Having

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018