random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss
by JamesW June 22, 2006
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by DamnDaddy01010 December 7, 2020
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Get the Naruto Runners mug.Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.
Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.
by budgetgirl August 9, 2017
Get the treasure ranger mug.A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...
by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018
Get the Iron Ranger mug.The Maze Runner is the first book in a trilogy by James Dashner. this series will capture your heart and once it achieves that, it will tear your heart out, throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Even after knowing that, they are good books and you should read them if you haven't already! The fans of The Maze Runner are most often called Runners or Gladers.
Friend: I watched the Maze Runner last night! I love the zombies!
Glader: They are not ZOMBIES!!!! They're Cranks!( Goes on eight hour rant about the differences between Cranks and Zombies) which I wanted to do but you guys would get bored!
Glader: They are not ZOMBIES!!!! They're Cranks!( Goes on eight hour rant about the differences between Cranks and Zombies) which I wanted to do but you guys would get bored!
by Frost giant December 12, 2015
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Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015
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