rankosaurus rex

The king of the rankosauruses

Timsy: Unbelievable - Jinji went overseas on holiday and he'd left food to rot in his room. I had to bleach all the plates to remove the smell. I vommed a little in my mouth each time I started scrubbing a new one.

Benji: He truly is rankosaurus rex.

by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011

rankosaurus

When something is totes disgusting and it causes you to vom a little in your mouth

Benji: Jinj put coke bottles in his nose - and then tried to eat them out!
Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!

by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011

rankosauruses

The plural of rankosaurus (could also be "rankosaur-i")
The singular can also be "rankosaurus rex"

Timsy: Fark you wouldn't have believed the smell, it was revolting. How long had you left those burgers rotting in that bag for?
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex

by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011

Ranker

THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION. Someone who looks, acts, and maybe hangs out with a gang member. But is not down for shit. Even if they had the chance. (West Coast)

That bitch is a ranker, fuck that mother fucker.

by K-Tone April 10, 2005

Rankel

A tall & skinny boy with two different hair colors whom resembles a skunk.
He cheats on his girlfriend & hooks up with another girl drunk.
Good at baskeball.
Bye.

"At least Rankel didn't cheat on Amanda."
"Oh, he's just being Rankel."
"GC girls hate Rankel."

by GC GIRLS 2008 November 4, 2008

rankopedia

A site that was launched January 1, 2007, rankopedia caters to those who wish to find a countdown of anything ranging from "Best rock song ever" to "Best looking animal with a machine gun". Anyone can sign up for free and vote or create any ranking they wish right away. There is a catch though, if your ranking has already been created or is too vague it will be deleted. The site also has active forums (which is the most popular thing to do on there, not the voting) and a competition called the Ranking of the Rankers (or the RR) in which members compete through 6 legs in an effort to try and win real money

Guy: Hey dude, I wish there was a website where you could rank sh*t like you and me, because we all know that i'm number one and you're number 10
Other Guy: Yeah there is a site like that dumbass, it's called rankopedia, google it f*ckface, and by the way, get the f*ck out of my life

by Jrank123 May 29, 2009

Ranke

An independent lady who makes a name for herself, she is every man's crush, but quite unreachable. Her friends often refer to her as tough love. She acts tough only to protect her friable heart.

Don't play Ranke on me. You and I knows the feeling is mutual.

by loud_it September 11, 2019