Ranked

When someone gets cock-blocked, big time.

Namesake: In the play 'A Doll's House', Dr Rank walks in when Torvald is trying to seduce Nora and starts talking to her.

'Dude did you see what happened to George last night?'
'Oh yeah, Brad totally ranked him'

or
'GET RANKED!'

by DiggityDawg May 3, 2015

Ranked

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raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.

"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"

by ToyCat June 23, 2016

Ranked

When something is so gnarly you ain’t got anything else to say

Jay: my bitch just keyed my car bro!
You: damn, that bitch is ranked.
Cece: Ay, check this pack out homie.
You: *sniff* Fuhh bro, that shit is ranked!
Cece: Damn straight lets moke up.

by Peaur October 9, 2020

Ranked

Ok, from left to right 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Hym "Ok, I haven't watched the video yet so I'm going to do this first and then watch, alright? SO... #1 is Ranked 4th, #2 is Ranked 1st, #3 is ranked 3rd, 4 is Ranked 2nd, #5 is Ranked 5th. Ok? Let's see..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Ranked

Gangbanged

I played ranked

by Sakaaran6 March 9, 2024

Ranked Skywars

A game on the hypixel network that is a varient of normal skywars. It is also full of blatant cheaters. This game mode makes people feel the following things:
1. Suicidal
2. Mad
3. Disbelief

"Im so fucking done with ranked skywars its full of fucking cheaters holy shit."

by Skippayy January 18, 2018

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.

That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player

by OutViz March 17, 2021