randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Randoozled

A word to be used in flight simulator when the PDGM memes you, this is what is called Randoozled.

ou've just been randoozled! , randaddy has randoozled you! , the pdgm has just randoozled me, randaddy what have you done!

by jTkL0099 April 13, 2019

RANDOMNESSTICITISM

the art of being random; sayin and doin whateva you want to without justifiable cause or reason; not inline with societal norms.

anyone who does what they want to as if the rules to not apply to them and describes it as RANDOMNESSTICITISM

by DScales May 2, 2010

Randomality

Randomality is a word referring to a really random person/thing/event. Randomality can also refer to something that very rarley happens.

Those girls over there ooze randomality.

OR

What was up with Ms. Clarckson's randomality today.

by Christina.M.H.J.J.L.J.S.M-J May 2, 2009

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.

Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

by Antony August 10, 2006

randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

by youXdunnoXme June 27, 2005